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Reforming our Nation's Lawn Care

After months of rigorous national discussion, Congress is putting forth a bill addressing the lawn care industry, in an attempt to control costs and guarantee quality lawn care for every American (and everyone else who lives here).

The Problem:

- This essential service has grown expensive - both the equipment and labor costs of lawn care have skyrocketed in recent years.

- Most U.S.communities have lawn care standards much higher than anywhere else in the world, but this has also led to higher ongoing costs.  

- Some families have complained that richer neighbors have access to better lawn care, resulting in greener pastures on the other side of the fence.  Lower-income lawn-owners need equal access to fertilizers, pesticides, and other other treatments.

The Solution:

First, lawn care providers need to 

Spin Doctors Agree to Major Cuts

Spin doctors, who have worked tirelessly to pass health care reform, have agreed to a multi-billion dollar cut in fees over the next ten years, in a last ditch effort attempt to make the proposed program solvent.  "Every doctor, everywhere, needs to make sacrifices," noted a weary government official.  "Spin doctors, despite their vital role in the passage and implementation of the plan, needed to step up to the plate themselves, and they have.  These are American heroes. We hope that doctors in other disciplines will follow suit."  

The President himself had high praise for the spin doctors' concession.  "These brave men and women stand in the gap between our powerful ideas and the American public.  Where would we be without them?  Where would I be?"

"We're actually thrilled by this development," a spin doctor union official noted in a press conference Friday morning.  "This agreement between administration officials and spin doctors not only guarantees savings for the President's program, but it also amounts to a ten-year extension on our contract with the government."

A fact verification study done by eRevolution analysts has uncovered that the touted savings does not actually equate to "major cuts" as headlines have suggested.  Rather, spin doctors have agreed to a "reduction in the rate of growth of salaried pay, not to include reimbursable expenses, cash payouts or bonus options, and provided that no other factors interfere."

  

Prophecy on Health Insurance Reform

"When men were free."  If you're still one of those five or six Americans out there that think Obamacare is a good idea, let a familiar voice convince you otherwise.  This is probably the most powerful statement I have heard anyone make on the subject - government insurance, the "public option," and all the lies and spin that are swirling around out there.